The first responder was always the first one there, and though nobody questioned his/her hero complex, there weren't too many other people that wanted the world to burn.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
A combination of Menopause and the Napolean Complex. Symptoms include short bursts of angry nonsense, undeserved amounts of ego and all the bad kinds of high horsery, overinflated sense of self worth with interludes of feverish rash-causing onslaughts of sweat, which is, consequently, irrigated from the vaginal region (secretions). Recovery is however, around 87%, though, some find the later symptoms much more emotionally trying. For example, exhaustion to the effect of a good rhino-fucking, You're-Gonna-Wish-You-Had-Irritable-Bowel-Syndrome Syndrome, the hatred of all things Lemon, intense need for Lucky Strikes- lit with Strike Anywhere Matches, while calling yourself Strike.
All these and more, further funding for research is still pending.
All these and more, further funding for research is still pending.
"She sucked me off while we were standing, then hit me and called me a little pussy, i love her, but her menapolean complex is outta control."
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by fallen2123 February 29, 2012
When one person named Jacob finds a group of friends who slowly changes his families names with other Jacob titles even his animals all become a version of Jacob until Jacob consumes all around him only to be stopped once the world has become a Jacob itself
by Many_Man_superior June 11, 2020
a debilitating, neurological disorder affecting only men from the tiny hamlet deep inside middle earth. this scenic little village is known as The Shire.
the napoleonic disorder might have connections dating back to the infamous "three-meter island" nuclear meltdown that nearly wiped out every hobbit in the shire. before the cataclysmic explosion the shire looked like a demilitarized zone in detroit in the 1980's. the hobbit population wasndropping at an alarming rate until the nuclear power plant meltdown that changed the landscape from ghetto to garden. and it ultimately caused an huge population spike that unmistakably saved the hobbit from extinction. of course no one could have known that the tallest hobbit to ever live since the nuclear fallout has been the ex-adult film star willow. since his public execution over 67% of all male hobbits have some symptoms of the napoleonic nature that warped and twisted every hobbit since then to be quite ornery and most are born dangerously close to near-autistic levels.
this mutation can distort the hobbits frontal lobe, which curiously lies in their ample posterior. most hobbits afflicted by this will actually believe that he is in fact FOUR FEET tall and relevant. symptoms are exponentially compounded by the imbibing of ale and lager the smoking of pipe weed is the only known cure as it stabilizes the serotonin levels in the brain.
the napoleonic disorder might have connections dating back to the infamous "three-meter island" nuclear meltdown that nearly wiped out every hobbit in the shire. before the cataclysmic explosion the shire looked like a demilitarized zone in detroit in the 1980's. the hobbit population wasndropping at an alarming rate until the nuclear power plant meltdown that changed the landscape from ghetto to garden. and it ultimately caused an huge population spike that unmistakably saved the hobbit from extinction. of course no one could have known that the tallest hobbit to ever live since the nuclear fallout has been the ex-adult film star willow. since his public execution over 67% of all male hobbits have some symptoms of the napoleonic nature that warped and twisted every hobbit since then to be quite ornery and most are born dangerously close to near-autistic levels.
this mutation can distort the hobbits frontal lobe, which curiously lies in their ample posterior. most hobbits afflicted by this will actually believe that he is in fact FOUR FEET tall and relevant. symptoms are exponentially compounded by the imbibing of ale and lager the smoking of pipe weed is the only known cure as it stabilizes the serotonin levels in the brain.
"Hey, check out Jodi's Drivers License, you can see his feet in the picture."
"Don't get him started--you know how his Napoleon Complex makes his wee-ass get!"
"Don't get him started--you know how his Napoleon Complex makes his wee-ass get!"
by Sam-Sam-The-Out-House-Man December 10, 2018
A woman with a Superwoman Complex constantly needs to prove that she is smart, secure, strong and self-sufficient. The Complex makes her continually compete with the men in her life, often emasculating those closest to her. Women who have had to fight patriarchy in their early lives suffer most strongly from the Superwoman Complex.
by fatemayasmine November 17, 2008