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probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast
Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!
by Becks69 January 9, 2008
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Spunk

Spunk is what your mum should of swallowed instead of having it put in her pussy
you = gone off spunk
by Big Cock Riley February 17, 2021
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Spunk monkey

A word given to a unsually horny man , that goes wild to the even slightest touch of a female
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Spunk Knuckle

A guy called James Murphy that runs the Property Scale Up Accelerator training company claiming to have 0 - 120 properties in 12 months and to be cashflowing on 200 in 2 years that has never filed accounts for more than a couple of grand at companies house.
by Martoon32 March 21, 2021
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spunk chamber

The habitat of the teenage male that is complete with internet access, Vaseline and tissues.
Haven't seen Johnny today...
I think he's just discovered Brazzers.com, so he probably won't be out of the spunk chamber for a while.
by oneofthebiggest May 26, 2014
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Spunk maxxer

A individual who maximises the spunk (cum) output daily. For example jacking off once every 20 minutes
James is such a spunk maxxer, he never stops!
by Love hotmoms June 8, 2025
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bulgarian spunk nugget

When your force your dog to blast his green load onto a McDonald’s chicken nugget and you eat it for your own pleasure.
by Your dads meatballs June 4, 2020
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