spank lick

the move used to kill members of a HALO game in one hit....Usually done by sneaking up behind an opponent and hitting the B/RED button that causes the player to pistol whip or rifle whip his opponent... It's an instant kill...and most likely represents that you suck at HALO

"All i had to do was sneak up behind this newb and spank lick him"

"Oh Shit! You just got Spank Licked."

by Satan for a day October 25, 2004

Spanky Spank

The specific act of spanking playfully during sex.

I'm going to get a little spanky spank tonight!

by P.M.P. February 04, 2010

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 04, 2010

Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

by Skiddy March 08, 2005

Spank-catch

When someone goes in to spank you and you catch them before you can complete the act.

A: Damn dude, that was a sweet spank-catch!
B: I know, no way i'm letting C spank me.
C: :-(

by ihavenolife! July 27, 2009

Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

by LushMops August 28, 2017

spank the sponge

Female masturbation, similar to spank the monkey, but with a ladies front bottom/twat.
the action of doing so is simply spanking the sponge.

Girl: stop teasing!
Boy: you want it baby?
Girl: oh yes, spank the sponge!

by benny the boy April 11, 2007