When you penetrate a women anally while she has "her rags" then slam it in to her vagina which will coat your sword in blood giving it a sweet and sour sauce look. Dunk the finished product in the mouth of the female when busting your nut to complete the meal
Ferris gave gabrielle the sweet and sour pork sword last night, she smelled and looked like a vampire.
by Beamin July 27, 2011
by austin rinahldi October 28, 2008
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by ydam November 27, 2020
An insult which originated in Dear Dumb Diary, a children's book by Jim Benton. Generally means an old person who hates kids and likes to beat their 40-year-old-son over the head with their cane.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
a) A dumb, brainless ninny
b) A rich, happy rock star
c) A mean and sour old turd
a) A dumb, brainless ninny
b) A rich, happy rock star
c) A mean and sour old turd
by Rawxeh July 03, 2010
1. Any male of East Asian descent attempting to inseminate a woman. 2. Unprotected sex by East Asian male resulting in ejaculating into a woman's vagina. 3. Any East Asian male knowingly ejaculates into a woman's vagina to encourage impregnation.
by asianfedsouthernbred April 22, 2011
The act of making a someone else eat a sour patch candy for the sole purpose of shutting them up when they are either complaining, wining, getting on your nerves, being unreasonable, being mean, getting upset or any other reason you would want them to shut up.
Normally just shaking the box and placing it in your console is a sufficient warning. If you don't have the box of Sour Patch candies, you can just make the noise the box makes when you shake it (like a chika chika sound) and that will remind the person they are on thin ice and are about to be handled.
In the event that you actually HAVE to Sour Patch someone's ass, they must eat a minimum of two Sour Patch candies. This creates an extreme sour flavor and a sharp twinge under the ear area. Normally this will stop the unwanted behavior.
Great for car trips, small children, grandparents and anyone who hates sourness.
Normally just shaking the box and placing it in your console is a sufficient warning. If you don't have the box of Sour Patch candies, you can just make the noise the box makes when you shake it (like a chika chika sound) and that will remind the person they are on thin ice and are about to be handled.
In the event that you actually HAVE to Sour Patch someone's ass, they must eat a minimum of two Sour Patch candies. This creates an extreme sour flavor and a sharp twinge under the ear area. Normally this will stop the unwanted behavior.
Great for car trips, small children, grandparents and anyone who hates sourness.
by clhughey February 25, 2010