pikey pop

A generic, non-brand fizzy drink for kids. The worst offender is Panda Cola.

'When we were kids, our mum would give us pikey pop to take to school. the additives made my brother go mental'

by The Moai April 6, 2005

pikey

someone that drives a once white transit van

get in the pikey van and i'll give you a lift

by :o) April 25, 2003

pikeys

Knobheads

(see above)

by RD October 20, 2003

puke on shit

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.

by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008

Pikeyphobia

an extreme fear of the tribe known as pikeys this form of scum live in small herds carring weapons and constantly moving they should be shot on sight if possible. this fear is perfectly normal if you live near a pack of these. just stay inside for a while or gather a mob and begin a territory war with these freeloading scumbags. i did this myself and now my garden is mine once more.

man with pikeyphobia:some pikeys moved in nearby

pikey basher:let me gather my deodorant and some water and theyll be gone by sundown

pikey basher2:ill go get my 9mm, time for some pikey bashing!!!!

by Jamie125 May 31, 2007

duke-and-puke

an especially fowl bowel movement that triggers an immediate and uncontrolled spew, typically into a toilet-side trashcan.

i must have eaten some bad tuna salad 'cause i had a duke-and-puke in the middle of the night.

by rickus July 25, 2006

pikeys

joskins

you lot of dinlos are what a travler calls a joskin. so all you lot are is a lot of dinlo chaveys

by travlers not pikeys April 25, 2003