Pseudopimparalysis

sue-doh-pimp-aralysis (noun) Greek prefix 'pseudo'-fake, English slang 'pimp', English 'paralysis'

1. A condition in which a man's ability to attract women is impaired due to the false delusion of being a pimp.

2. The process resulting in said condition.

Related words:

Pseudopimp (n.)-one who believes he has a way with women when he in fact does not
Pseudopimparalytic (n./adj.)-a sufferer of pseudopimparalysis; adjective relating to the condition
Pseudopimping (v.)-see "pseudopimp"
Pseudopimparalyze (v.)-see main entry

The obnoxious jerk attempted to produce witty pick-up lines but failed miserably, and the girls won't approach him anymore. Therefore, I can deduce that he suffers from pseudopimparalysis.

by InTheSystem February 5, 2010

pseudokudos

An insincere congratulations offered out of social obligation to someone who has made a terribly unwise, life-altering decision. Pseudokudos usually implies keeping judgement to oneself while feigning sincerity and pretending that a wonderful thing has occurred.

A combination of 'pseudo' and 'kudos.'

"He knocked up the girl he was about to break up with. Rather than telling him what an idiot he was, I kept my opinion to myself and gave him pseudokudos on the new baby."

by freston November 3, 2012

pseudoscience

A branch of science without an existing subject.

People engaged in either branch of pseudoscience claim it to be science, either from delusion, ignorance or greed (or all of it). Pseudoscience is invoked in explanations for paranormal phenomenons but not limited to.

Pseudoscience fails to fulfill the definition of science, e.g falsifiability, inconsistance and contradiction of existing knowledge, inabillity to make presumption based on observations or just making a testable hypothesis to an observed phenomenon.

Related to junk scince.

1. Theology - literary, the science of god
2. Intelligent Design - uses "Desinger did it" as a stand-in for argument ad ignorantiam on the science of evolution.
3. Most of the New Age concepts are pseudoscience, such as...
4. Homeopathy - contradicts most of molecular and medical science

by Tongaro September 6, 2009

pseudocide

To fake one's death; to make others believe one has commited suicide

When John commited pseudocide, he watched the reports on his own death the next day.

by Tyler McBride October 23, 2007

pseudonym

the username you use for the urban dictionary

pseudonym ツ is my pseudonym

by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020

psuedo-intellectuals

People whom beleive they are extremely intelligent and desire everyone to know it. In actuallity they are generally ignorant and close minded.

Those psuedo-intellectuals have some terrible definitions for slang terms on urbandictionary.com.

The way that art major was carrying on about how I didn't know that peice was post impressionist, you would think they were a psuedo-intellectual.

by DJ December 24, 2003

psuedo-intellectuals

Ignorant bastards. Individuals who are gifted with a large vocabulary and quick wit, and use it to other's expenses. Often very sarcastic, and thrive on making fun of those they view as different or slow-witted. Also incredibly critical and judgemental, these individuals believe everything that is not them is stupid and moronical. Anything deemed as immature or stupid is subject to their quick, aggressive tongue.

I really hate these people, they are so close minded and immature. Its like a five year old girl putting on make up.

Evanston Township Highschool, Evanston, IL. A place full of psuedo-intellectuals. (My school)

by moss|punk December 9, 2008