Pooch

A hairy Caucasian, disease filled Vagina. Usually containing herpes or chlamydia.

Mrs. Barbra Bell's hairy pooch was quite stinky today.

by Squasssh May 10, 2011

Pooh

A very norty bear who walks around wearing only a t-shirt with no bottoms on eating "hunny". His boyfriend is a piglet named Piglet other fiends involved are ee-or the donkey, tigger, an owl, a couple of kangaroos and some random boy.
This motly bunch of cocksmokers have pathetic adventures which are so boring they make you want to kill yourself.
A recent study indicated that kids raised on a diet of "Pooh" will grow up to have shit for brains and will most likely expose themselves to strangers in wooded areas.

Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, cubby little tubby all stuffed with cock...

by Baron Von Batwing February 18, 2007

Pooch

Pooch: The act of pooching can be described as being a bitch, not manning up, and being a pussy. When you pooch, you done goofed. Pooching is a normal act of being a guy. A person will pooch several times a week, but someone demonstrating championship behavior will never pooch.

Kid, you didn't get that chick's number. You pooched.

You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.

by johnny x baby May 15, 2012

Pooch

The female version of the male gooch.

I like a lady with a small pooch

by Guildford Albion Handbook February 20, 2011

Pooh

fuck in hokkien

Example 1
ah beng: pooh nin lau bu! (fuck your mother)

Example 2
man: ka mei submit report liao mai tiok taukeh pooh! (quickly submit the report or else the boss rapes you)

by KyrieZero January 13, 2011

poochie coochie

A sex act in which a woman entices a dog to lick her vagina

Jane was lonely and used peanut butter to get a poochie coochie.

by sobesurfer January 16, 2015

beef pooch

a tiny ass soft taco filled with beef and cheese that only white people would eat. (Mexicans beware!)

Swing that beef pooch cracka!

by conor kay January 5, 2004