mike pizza

a perpetually drunken hobbit with bushy eyebrows and pubes all over his feet. He is often mistaken for Gary Busey when he's plastered, but then people realize its him when he starts crying on the phone after drunk dialing girls who throw up at the thought of him.

Bill: Hey what was that thing eating out of the trashcan?

Tim: Oh its just a Mike Pizza, it will go away, just ignore it.

by Johnny O'Malley February 21, 2011

Stoner Pizza

Those tiny little pizzas that stoners eat.

Hey I want some stoner pizza

by Azriel December 23, 2003

Mexican Pizza

When a mexican man stretches his scrotum across another person's face, especially their mouth.

Jose: Man, I gave her a mexican pizza last night.
Juan: Oh shit, how'd she take it?
Jose: She bit it.

by ThePizza December 13, 2009

pizza tactics

A tactics regularly used by twitch debaters where they eat pizza to deradicalize watchers form both the left and the right.

Destiny is utilizing a popular tactic that is very effective called pizza tactics. What he is doing by eating the pizza is drawing attention away from intricate arguments and bringing your attention to the pizza he is eating

by Problematize March 14, 2021

wine and pizza

another term to call wap

kid: what does wap mean?
adult: wine and pizza
kid: so you had some wap lastnight
adult: yes, yes i did

by yellowpisscarrot42069 October 12, 2020

Pimpin' a pizza

To add extra cheese, peperoni, olives and other tasty items to a cheap and boring store bought frozen pizza before baking it in the oven. It infinitely multiplies its deliciousness.

Henrietta: Want to come over to my house? I'm pimpin' a pizza.

Julio: Maybe. What kind of tasty shit are you adding to it?

by Quiff Studdley October 22, 2009

dropped pizza

Similar to the punched lasagne. When a fat cunt of a woman’s vadge is so foul it resembles a dropped pizza.

Crumbs Carl, her axe wound was a mess it looked like a dropped pizza.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017