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Pasadena..otherwise known as "the dena" has two things. Gas stations and grocery stores. There's basically nothing else except a few fast food restaurants and the roadhouse. Our schools suck and most of them are poor as God knows what and there's absolutely nothing to do when you're bored unless you wanna go mini golfing. The Dena is chock full of rednecks, preps, wiggers, and posers. A lot of people hate it here....but a lot more of us like it. Mind you..we don't like it enough to stay around and raise our kids here.
Person 1: "I'm bored."
Person 2: "Me too."
Person 1: "Let's walk to Wendy's!"
Person 2: "Sweet!"
by Jessers August 6, 2005
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South Pasadena High School

High school of a small suburb outside Los Angeles, CA. The girls are all either crazy bitches or quiet asian girls. The guys are all either dumbass jocks or drug addicts. Hometown of the greatest band the west coast has ever produced, CHILD SIZE DRINK, and their rivals, Ballaz Unlimited.
I am from South Pasadena, and yes I knew Child Size Drink.
by Ballaz Unlimited 4 life November 30, 2004
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Paradoooski

A mole like creatue with a massive beak.

Pradoooski or Paradowski's tend to enjoy Plant food Trafficing and saying silly sausage on a regular basis.

The 'Paradowski beak' is considered one of the great wonders of the world, growing up to 7 metres in length.

Paradowskis are rumoured to have homosexual tendencies, due to the obvious lack of woman in their lives.
Eurgh did you see that odd little mole thing, must have been a paradoooski as it offered me plant food to take its virginity !
by The big dogg! March 8, 2010
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Auditors Paradox

A company policy whereby the doors are to remain locked until after the Auditor has left the building results in a paradox in which the auditor is unable to leave the building resulting in continuous audit.
You see if we get the company to send an e-mail saying the doors are to remain locked until the auditors leave it will create an Auditors Paradox, the auditor will be unable to leave the building resulting in continuous billing at an hourly rate in perpetuity.
by JimmyJohn7 October 7, 2008
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The Hipster Paradox

Since all hipsters are wanna-bes by their very definition, through reviving dead fads and believing in things too obscure to be known outside of hipsterdom, they are not anything at all, and therefore, cannot exist.
I totally thought John was a real person until I found out he was hipster. Dude, he doesn't even have a reflection, I'm pretty sure. The hipster paradox rings true once more.
by His Rexcellence December 27, 2011
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paradoxical universe

The ontological principle, An acknowledgement of the fact that anything can exist can never truly make sense and be understood(it is illogical), and that nothing is an impossibility for the understanding too("nothing" is incomprehensible).
A justification for anything nonsensical or illogical.
When something or someone or an idea is totally illogical you can justify it or accept it with the words, "It's a paradoxical-universe!" or "we are living in a paradoxical universe"
by Paradoxical Universe October 27, 2011
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space time paradox

its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.
its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.

space time paradox
by Raptor Jesus Christ December 8, 2009
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