Ballymun Speed Loaf

The act of using ones head as a projectile towards a desired targets skull usually to cause harm. Derived from a classic head butt and perfected by the schoolchildren of suburban Dublin for use as a finishing move for fights before and after classes of P.E.

Shut up you Ye fool or you'll be getting a ballymun speed loaf for Christmas

by Big Daddy J speed loaf King July 27, 2016

Bake a Hot Loaf

To brew up and take massive shit.

I’m going to be late for work today cause imma bout to bake a hot loaf.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

Hot Piping Loaf

1. Poop
2. Way to insult someone else by calling them poop

"Hey, you are a hot piping loaf"
"You, Sir, Are a hot piping loaf"

by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

Cock Loaf

When u dunk the crust of bread into the trash, while someone stroking his cock is watching.

They dunked their mighty cock loaf on the enemy team.

by ur mmoommy gaye March 16, 2020

Ploughman Loaf

A Term used by bakers with reference to wanting to have sex with a hot Co-Worker

"Hey man, have you heard that Talty is working with this hot chick Kobi"?

"Yeah bro, He told me that she has been copping the Talty Ploughman Loaf for a while now"

"I wouldnt mine giving her some of my Ploughman Loaf"

by bigtuna123 October 19, 2011

Pinched the perfect loaf

A crap that does not require wiping.

Dude, I just pinched the perfect loaf.

by gyrussfanx May 08, 2007