trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.

Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.

by Aegis1 November 11, 2009

I can't stop you from trying ... Once

A good answer to a violent threat, if you can back it up!

I see you fingering a weapon in your jacket, so go on ... I can't stop you from trying ... Once.

by I, Wreckerrr May 30, 2020

Just trying to see if you were paying attention

Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...

Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"

Student: "Don't you mean failures?"

Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"

Student: "ah, of course"

by Crozefly February 21, 2011

annoying little brother is trying to get into your discord

An annoying sibling/brother that is trying to get into your discord account without your consent

You: bro my annoying little brother is trying to get into your discord
Your friend: broo thats fucked up

by Kemist stonks March 7, 2021

Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway

Unlike throwing a hotdog down a hallway which means u banged a really loose chick, "Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway" means that u had penetration problems or she was just really tight

For example my cousin was unable to bang his girlfriend because she was to tite so that situation would be described as Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway

by solvy98888888888 June 28, 2010

crazy gorilla in my trunk trying to get out

the sound the the trunk makes on a 80-88 caprice classic when sound deadening material isnt used and there is 40 subwoofers in the trunk

" damn homie it sownds like thurr a gorilla in my trunk trying to get out, cuz da boom is so loud, dat shit is tizightt!!"

by super man February 3, 2004

like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.

Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!

by pentozali April 8, 2006