by blxgc October 5, 2023

1. Oh look, Nintendo has just dropped an update for Mario Kart World. Let’s check it out!
2. Wow, instead of trying to fix the issue, they decided to force us play the boring, zero skill, straight-line-simulator intermissions. What a Nintendo move.
2. Wow, instead of trying to fix the issue, they decided to force us play the boring, zero skill, straight-line-simulator intermissions. What a Nintendo move.
by beluga the suzzi cat July 2, 2025

Employees in black suits who drive large black suburbans hired by Nintendo to investigate game leaks, leakers, hackers, illegal game rom sites, and those who download those roms
by NiggasInPans May 6, 2024

A moment in any Nintendo game when the entire world seems to have teamed up against you. Generally used in instances of multiple cheap items used upon a player in Mario Kart, especially in the third lap when less than 30 feet from the finish line and in first place.
"I was in first place until Nintendo Magic happened to me."
Friend 1: "Blue Shell, POW block, and lightning all at once?!? And ten feet to the finish! How the hell is that possible?!?!?
Friend 2: "Nintendo Magic"
Friend 1: "Blue Shell, POW block, and lightning all at once?!? And ten feet to the finish! How the hell is that possible?!?!?
Friend 2: "Nintendo Magic"
by ravensfreak December 29, 2010

A urban legend. Mother of all videogame players. She is the guiding light of the players, always bringing those who are in the dark patch of games black, gray and brown.
by Kahall September 4, 2017

by JackTBS January 15, 2021

A Derogatory word used in the late 1980s to describe someone who played a lot of Nintendo games rather than going outside and playing with his friends.
Is mike coming?
Nah, man hes a nintendo buddy, he aint doing nothing but playing that jawn til he beats it.
Nah, man hes a nintendo buddy, he aint doing nothing but playing that jawn til he beats it.
by eddiethreat March 16, 2025
