dirty mooch

A friend who is jealous of your relationship (of any kind) and he/she goes after your significant other and succeeds.

My girlfriend left me for that dirty mooch because he was better in bed

I want to beat the hell out of that dirty mooch who stole my crush at the party!

Sorry I’m a dirty mooch, but just saying it’s for the better.

by Onlyme4you March 31, 2020

monster of the month

Usually reffering to the ''whore of the month''; the girls EVERYONE'S fucking.

James: Hey look, its Mary.
Jessica: She's the Monster of the Month. Fucked her twice.

by heatherrrrr. June 18, 2008

Blackout History Month

Blacking out every Friday and Saturday night during the month of February

"Last February I had my own Blackout History Month"

by Ditching Derby February 13, 2013

The perfect month

Getting laid every day in a month by a different girl each day.

Barney Stinson accomplishes this in the last episode of the beloved tv-show; How I met your mother.

Barney: -Remember when I banged 7 girls in a week.
Lily: -Yeah, the perfect week.
Barney: -I just accomplished the perfect month

by TorgeirAK March 11, 2015

pinch punch first day of the month

Stupid kids do this... When it's the first day of the month.
When I was around grade 5, people would pinch, then punch my arm, and say ' Pinch, punch, first day of the month! '

Person: pinch punch first day of the month !
Me:

by Vx_J November 1, 2017

mooch

1# Someone who leeches off other people.

2# Round here some people say 'mooch' instead of 'walk'.

1#
Dave: Give me some food you tosser, i'm hungry!
Mike: Fuck off you fat greedy piece of shit.

2#
Susan: Fancy a mooch?
Dave: Wha? Mooch? Doesn't that mean kiss?
Tom: That's smooch you dumb fuck.

by Kyle Frith November 20, 2006

Mooch

Unit of measurement to describe a length of 10 days. Based off of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's embarrassing 10 day stint as the White House Communications Director before being fired.

Can also be used in replace of "one to two weeks".

Ill be on vacation for a mooch, just email me.
Your order will be shipped in about a mooch.

by Tank Yu August 23, 2017