Naked Mole-Rat

Our true overlords may the naked mole-rat religion always be with you.

“And here we have the Naked Mole-Rat what a perfect specimen for a new overlord”

by Mole Rat supreme December 07, 2021

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Naked Mole Rat

Your mum

Your mum is a naked mole rat

by DaGamingPanda May 23, 2022

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jake moles

a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day

jake moles likes to wank

by garry88 November 07, 2019

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purple nut mole

That feeling when Ashlee can’t spell

Damn she purple on my nut till I mole aka purple nut mole

by Bc2292 June 16, 2023

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Muddy Mole

A dick that's just been inside of a butt without a condom and hasn't been washed yet.

Guy one: "Dude, did she go ass-to-mouth?"
Guy two: "Yeah man."
Guy one: "Oh gross, I can't believe she'd just put a Muddy Mole in her mouth like that."

by FFDN/AO3/DA Allen Pierce December 16, 2018

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