Mitch

to look like a dominos delivery man

that pizza guy is such a mitch

by fightingpeacock February 27, 2017

HJ Mitch

L game, go-karting merchant, into his 4th cousin and still got no rizz

HJ Mitch simped and bought nuggets for women and they ate them and ran away L rizz

by HJMitchNorizz November 30, 2022

Mitched

lying about getting raped and lying to people all the time and treating women like shit

Hey guys this girl raped, sike you just got mitched

by Tom hollands step sis March 8, 2022

MITch(es)

Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are undeniably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Luke: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Holly: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

Karen: I'll be fine as long as my MITch(es) love me!

by eniwaffles April 30, 2014

Mitch Valente

Mitch the Bitch. He is a pretty cool dude.

Mitch Valente: "Get out of here"

by Steve Kerr Son, Nick November 22, 2019

Mitch

A bowel movement of the greatest magnitude;
The biggest, sloppiest, wet shit.

“Fuck that Indian food, I gotta to take a Mitch!”

by HunnitJEEZUSH August 4, 2018

Mitch

A dumb 6ft retard who is a certified lesbian Donald trump eater who fucks unicorns with his left toe while claiming he’s got a hot girlfriend while obviously fucking 2 dudes at the same time. He bench presses 200 kilos while telling floppins to shut up and stop being a fatty while telling him to be Sam sulek. But in reality Mitch is just a gay fuck who needs to stop Fucking unicorns with his toe. He is just plain out gay he literally rides a track bike while Fucking Donald trump in the pp hole.

Ari: that’s so gay don’t fuck me

Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch

Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all

by Daddy floppins November 30, 2023