Max

Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.

Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.

Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.

by fetty woppp November 4, 2016

Max

a beanie wearing Minecraft YouTuber

Ew did you see Max’s new YouTube video

by redstone2628 November 26, 2018

Max

Max is a name for someone who will most likely live in his moms basement while playing Minecraft and Fortnite all day and never get a girlfriend so prolly turn gay

Yooo don’t be a max no likes a max

by JiggyNiggy March 15, 2020

Max

A stupid ass bitch that no one likes, and everyone talks shit about him. He's a fake ass nigga, dates the ugliest girls. He's ugly and retarded . He disrespects girl and makes them feel insecure. He's a dickhead that no one fucking likes.

" Who's that." Thats Max the stupid cunt. No one likes him

by cjecjejvjnvkrenvkfevklenvernvi February 24, 2019

Max

Fat piece of shit that eats a lot of cock

Dont be such a max

by Big dicj February 13, 2020

Max

Max is a very nice person usually he always wears his chubacka sweater and he always swears his friends aren’t the greatest I don’t like the twig

Wow hi max your awfully nice today

by Who’s Yuri-tarded November 2, 2019

Max

Max is a super funny guy. He has a talent for drawing and likes music. He might act a little bad but is super nice. He is pretty popular and he might be your ideal boyfriend. If you ever date a Max, don't let him go. A lot of girls might have a crush on him too.

Girl 1: I like Max so much!
Girl 2: Same

by BlackpinkLover123 March 11, 2019