Myki top-up machine

The ultimate insult to completely and utterly destroy someone in any argument.

Guy 1-"Imma beat you up"
Guy 2- "You look like a myki top-up machine"
Guy 1- *Commits suicide*

by mr myki August 12, 2018

deus flex machina

A term to be used whenever flex tape can be used to fix something unusual in a particular situation.

Your boat broke in half?
You fixed it only using flex tape?
"deus flex machina"

by Rogue_Baron February 26, 2019

Sony dream-machine 1989 clock radio

This clock is a cube shape and beeps.

Sony dream-machine 1989 clock radio: beep beep

by TR4N5G3ND3R March 20, 2019

Welcome To The Machine

Definition 1: A great Pink Floyd song

Definition 2: A phrase used to convey how society/social media works similar to a mindless machine

Person 1: The social media is full of a bunch of people who will immediately follow any drama/trend like mindless sheep.
Person 2: Welcome to the machine

by some guy with a computer June 28, 2020

My FUCKING Washing Machine

OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LOUD I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT SHAKES MY ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE SOMETIMES LIKE WTF BRO JUST S T O P.

My FUCKING Washing Machine is so damn loud like why

by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

Mathias

A guy With a huge thicc peener

yo look at that mathias over there, he has a thicc peener

by guvvurgrvgyeuvguyr March 8, 2017

Sucked into the ITG Machine

The act of being sucked into a In The Groove 2 dedicated cabinate by a malevolent force. This could involve objects, people, ideas, buildings, etc..

"Oh shit! Alex just got sucked into the ITG machine."
"Dammnit, I finished my synthetic division homework but it got sucked into the ITG machine."
"I asked her out, she said no and got sucked into the ITG machine"

by i dun maek dis up July 16, 2008