by The Smart Group Name March 05, 2018
Having feelings for someone only in a sexual way rather than true, genuine heartfelt feelings. Wanting someone only for sexual satisfaction.
Sally: "John, I'm leaving you for good!"
John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"
John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"
by swagmasterflex420 July 08, 2013
It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.
'When the person you love will never love you back...' 'I haven't slept for weeks thinking of how i love them so much yet the have no idea..'
by almostlover December 25, 2011
by Not gamer January 26, 2021
A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.
"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011
The intent to cause and/or the emotional reaction caused by having sex with so much apparent emotional and sexual connection from the other person, that it feels as if that person loves you, although this is not true and often admitted up front.
"He's only fucking you like he loves you. You guys are not dating. You're just having sex!"
"I should have expected it. He put "fuck you like I love you' right in his profile."
"I should have expected it. He put "fuck you like I love you' right in his profile."
by genji July 10, 2013
It's when you love someone more than they love you even though they used 'mostest'.
In most cases, 'mostest' can't be beaten, but there are always special exceptions, such as 'I love you more than mostest'
P.S - the person reading this is on top
In most cases, 'mostest' can't be beaten, but there are always special exceptions, such as 'I love you more than mostest'
P.S - the person reading this is on top
Person 1 : I love you
Person 2 : I love you more
Person 1 : I love you mostest!
Person 2. : *oh damn what do I say I can't accept this because it isn't true!!!* I love you more than mostest.
Person 1 : Shucks, you got me there. I'll have to accept your love then
Person 2 : I love you more
Person 1 : I love you mostest!
Person 2. : *oh damn what do I say I can't accept this because it isn't true!!!* I love you more than mostest.
Person 1 : Shucks, you got me there. I'll have to accept your love then
by thewallispainted September 20, 2020