Lazy stroke

When a male is having sexual intercourse and is too late in pulling out before ejaculation.

I was smashin' this chick the other day and I caught a lazy stroke. My pullout game is getting weak.

by DSkeet June 16, 2019

Lazy Parenting

When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.

Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with

Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.

by q_w_e_r_t_y March 15, 2021

Lazy River

When a man, during the act of copulation, releases his "man spirit" onto the bridge of his female companion's nose. The stream will slowly flow downwards towards her chin, creating the mental image of a fat white man in a inner tube floating down the lazy river at Disney Land.

Oh man, you should have seen the lazy river I plastered Tracy Lyn with last night.

by VinegarStrokes April 16, 2009

Lazy Susan

A pivot girl who has decided to eschew the discomfort common to shifting between gentlemen through usage of a lazy susan.

"That Lazy Susan was effortlessly breaking records while looking comfortable all the while. Hats off to her!"

by Pelsmagesey August 29, 2012

Lazy Sunday

When someone takes a massive, juicy shit into a friends hat. Like at a baseball game when your ice cream is served in a upside down helmet.

I fell asleep at the party and Logan gave me a Lazy Sunday

by Lazy Sunday guy1155 May 29, 2018

Lazy Sunday

A Sunday spent with a friend or two just hanging out and smoking weed. A great way to wind down after a weekend that originated in Fairfield, Ohio.

"Joe and I had a very relaxing Lazy Sunday last week.

by Too Tall Charlie May 15, 2012

Lazy Sideways

A sex position in which both parties lie on their side in a spooning type style and engage in penetration. Typically done by older couples or couples who are obese

Susan and I were tired so instead of going all out with doggystyle we decided to do lazy sideways and then go to sleep.

by Naturecamper June 7, 2018