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Kitten Breath

Used to describe when your cat has bad smelling breath. You can treat it by brushing there teeth or to stop eating seafood flavored cat food.
We have to treat your kitten breath it smells like absolute shit
by Ya Heeeeaarrrd July 9, 2018
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rainbow kitten

A not yet, fully grown cat with a great multitude of colors.

see also... kitten and unikitten
"my kitten rolled around in my dirty painting brushes. it is now a rainbow kitten!"
by crypto-biologist April 22, 2017
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kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.
Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind
by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011
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kitten licker

When an old guy dates your young, friend
Jim: Did you hear who Tanya was dating
Tony: Yeah, wasn't it that old guy at the ice cream shop?
Jim: Yeah, he's a total kitten licker
by Biscity March 4, 2016
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On Dead Kittens

If you have ever heard the phrase "On Dead Dawgs" well this is a whole new level of serious. Usually used to swear upon the name of fallen comrades whos bonds were forged in the fiery battlefields of call of duty 4.
I got you with an eigth for 45 and thats on dead kittens cuz.

On the most deadest of kittens to ever be a dead kitten you will put some respek on my name.
by AaronHernandez87 August 1, 2017
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Kitten Eyes

Much like Crocodile Tears, and just as unsuccessful. Meant to make the recipient feel sorry for and forgive the other person.
Oh no no no, don't think those Kitten Eyes are getting you out of trouble this time.
by Bibliophile88 February 4, 2018
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Prison Kitten

The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.
Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"

Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"
by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021
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