kansas city steamer

a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.

named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.

next round of kansas city steamers is on me!

by just_dug January 12, 2022

Kansas Krimson Krabs

Alternate form for KKK, a phrase for the STD “crabs”, but sounds way cooler!

Dude 1- “Yo there’s Jessica, doesn’t she have crabs?”

Dude 2- “Nah she got the Kansas Krimson Krabs

by no name man May 18, 2022

Laughing in Kansas

The idea that a person is abusing their position of power in order to pit several others to doom. Derived from Tom Clancy's 'Rainbow Six', in which members of the Horizon Corporation move over to Kansas while attempting to release a modified strain of Ebolavirus on the population.

"The Pfizer CEO hasn't had the vaccine, that nigga Laughing in Kansas."

"Donald Trump's been pardoning hella people, that nigga gonna be laughing in Kansas soon."

by Domingo 'Ding' Chavez December 23, 2020

Kansas

A Place that is boring

Mom this place is like Kansas.

by Sickmothafucka69420 February 15, 2021

kansas soda

when someone doesn't finish their drinks and leaves bottles and cans with one sip in the fridge and everywhere

fucking josh and his kansas sodas. finish the fucking apple juice.

by balsamic vin May 2, 2021

Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.

Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.

by Smithsonian November 4, 2021

A Kansas turnover

The act of a married women and man at the fucking while they recite their vows and spit in each other’s mouths and the man repeatedly pees in the women’s asshole

I heard Tammy and Brian pulled a Kansas turnover

by QueenofKing January 23, 2022