kansas city steamer

a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.

named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.

next round of kansas city steamers is on me!

by just_dug January 12, 2022

Kansas Krimson Krabs

Alternate form for KKK, a phrase for the STD “crabs”, but sounds way cooler!

Dude 1- “Yo there’s Jessica, doesn’t she have crabs?”

Dude 2- “Nah she got the Kansas Krimson Krabs

by no name man May 18, 2022

A Kansas turnover

The act of a married women and man at the fucking while they recite their vows and spit in each other’s mouths and the man repeatedly pees in the women’s asshole

I heard Tammy and Brian pulled a Kansas turnover

by QueenofKing January 23, 2022

Laughing in Kansas

The idea that a person is abusing their position of power in order to pit several others to doom. Derived from Tom Clancy's 'Rainbow Six', in which members of the Horizon Corporation move over to Kansas while attempting to release a modified strain of Ebolavirus on the population.

"The Pfizer CEO hasn't had the vaccine, that nigga Laughing in Kansas."

"Donald Trump's been pardoning hella people, that nigga gonna be laughing in Kansas soon."

by Domingo 'Ding' Chavez December 23, 2020

Kansas

A Place that is boring

Mom this place is like Kansas.

by Sickmothafucka69420 February 15, 2021

kansas soda

when someone doesn't finish their drinks and leaves bottles and cans with one sip in the fridge and everywhere

fucking josh and his kansas sodas. finish the fucking apple juice.

by balsamic vin May 2, 2021

Kansas City Casserole

A Kansas City Casserole is when you insert all of the ingredients of a tater-tat casserole(ground beef, tater tots, cheddar cheese, ranch seasoning, yellow onion, etc) into the participants spread anus and then engage in aggressive anal sex with the for-mentioned person to heat the ingredients. After both chefs climax you will scoop the semen covered Kanas City Casserole out with a serving spoon and enjoy.😋

Ethan: are you coming to the lake tomorrow with us?

Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole

by swagtootuff September 18, 2024