Jacking off

To be honest if you are reading this you are probably jacking off right now so fuck you, you sick bastard

I'm jacking off and iIm a sick person

by DFINK5299 November 30, 2016

Jacking the Ball by the Sea and cake

Jacking the Bal by the Sea and Cake is simply a song. However, used in the right context it can be interpreted as some sort of bizzare sexual innuendo that no one gets.

Me: jacking the ball by the sea and cake
Me: get it you must
insufferable mulct: i've never heard that one, but i'm going to guess handjob.
Me: LOL
Me: I hope you're kidding

by Him Riallu August 29, 2005

jacking a squirrel

the act of one going outside, upp a tree and screwing a squirrel until he rips off his nuts and throws them at you.

"Sorry im late, i was jacking a squirrel, that also explains this huge indent in my forhead."

by katero_447 May 20, 2006

Santa jacking

Where a department store santa gets drunk and/or pissed off etc. and pulls his pecker out while a work and jacks off.

He's santa jacking.

by The Fury 13 December 6, 2010

jacking the dog off

The method for feeding the cat when unable to afford to purchase cat food;

Man, I am so broke, I ended up jacking the dog off just to feed the cat!

by D.I.L.F. December 7, 2006

Jacking her ankles

Another term for banging a chick.

A) Dude, are you going to Jack her ankles tonight?
B) I jacked her ankles last night.
C) I'm jacking her ankles later after she has a few more shots.

by Dimes January 30, 2008

Jackin Ya Chips

An alternative way of saying "I'm joking", most commonly present in the North East of England (AKA Geordie land).
'Jackin' being a substitute for the word 'joking'.

Friend1: "I just saw an old lady pull her knickers down!"
Friend2: "WTH! Where?!"
Friend1: "Am Jackin ya chips man!"

by PeggyMcLeggy August 6, 2009