grey person

someone you can always rely on to make you laugh and can make you feel better in any situation by just being there. you love being around them always

Makaela is my grey person

by Hahvsheuahs May 31, 2023

tuesday person

Derives from the well known cunt mnemonic, See (C) You (U) Next (N) Tuesday (T).

'Tuesday Person' is an office-friendly way to refer to an individual generally agreed to be a bit of a cunt.

"What do you think of the new boss?"

"He's a bit of a Tuesday person"

by Overdose2000 May 27, 2017

Personality Zoned

This is when a person of either gender rejects you because you have the same personality as them.

Personality zoned. Example;
"I'm sorry, but we could never be.
You have the exact same personality as me."

by .osqueaker December 5, 2021

Boar of a person

A strong meanie who isn’t very bright

H: Apparently G keeps messing with me for not giving him my lunch money
I: It looks like he holds a grudge
J: Bye, I’ma go slap this boar of a person >:3
H: Lol

by Ace the simp June 27, 2023

Molotov Personality

A personality or state of mind where one is ready and willing to cause a great deal of (and likely excessive and/or destructive) problems with the right circumstances or situation.

Person 1: Dude, Steve has such a Molotov personality it's frightening.
Person 2: Yeah, I know. Don't get him started on politics or he might throw a table.

by TheDuckyOne October 18, 2012

Worthless person

1. Another slur for idiot.
2. A person whose arguments are ignored, typically in derogatory justice (and it's surprisingly common, even as it's generally denounced).

What do you m-
You don't get to talk, worthless person!

by SpeedoThreeSixty January 10, 2021

Conditional person

Someone you cant depend on because they are wishy-washy and only stick around only when its beneficial for them. As soon as things get tough, uncomfortable or uninteresting, they are gone. Their loyalty and character are contingent on the situation at hand, meaning, they aren't sincere or dependable. They're selfish and inconsistent- fake. They're always switching up their position and views in order to appeal to the person they are trying to impress. They're superficial and shallow. Not deep.

She won't show up if there's nothing in it for her. She's a conditional person. She'll act like she cares, as long as she gets what she wants.

by LetsBeReal1001 December 18, 2016