i’m up who

How to make someone call themselves a poo

Knock knock
Who’s there
I’m up.
I’m up who?
Yes, you are.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 25, 2025

I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

If It’s Snowing, I’m Going

A phrase used to express interest in a large group of blondes, particularly sorority girls, with an excessive obsession of hockey players.

Person 1: “Are you coming to the party tonight? There’s supposed to be a bunch of girls there.”
Person 2: “If It’s Snowing, I’m Going.”

by The Real Jubes May 6, 2024

I’m goo

means ‘i’m good’ but pronounced with less effort on the d

perv: hey you wanna go out?
victim: nah i’m goo

by definitely.a.definition December 3, 2018

I’m on my ninth

The ninth kombucha you drink to be drunk

Sorry I’m on my ninth. Eeheheheh

by Memow21 April 13, 2022

I’m laid

A term that people in the urban areas of Philadelphia use to substitute being cool off something or not wanting to do something.

Person 1: Bro, let’s go to this Telly on Friday shit gone be jumpin.

Person 2: Nawl bro, I’m laid.

by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022

I’m Alright

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be?
Do what you like
Doing it nat'rally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree
It's your life
Isn't it a mystery?
It's nobody's bus'ness
It's everybody's game
Got to catch you later
No, no, cannonball it right away (Some Cinderella kid)
Get it up and get you a job (Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)

I’m Alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be?
Who do you want?
Who you gonna be today?
And who is it really
Makin' up your mind?
You wanna listen to the man?
Pay attention to the magistrate
And while I got you in the mood
Listen to your own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Own heart...
Don't it get you movin'?
(Mmmmm-man, you make me feel good)
Wow, Cinderella kid
Then give it up and give it the job (Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)
I'm (Boom, boom, boom)
I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight?
Why don't you just let me be?
I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
I'm alright
I'm alright
Just let me be
I'm alright
I'm alright
I'm alright
Just let me be

by Death Menace May 13, 2023