Christmas Hound

Tom the Christmas hound, Is a legendary in ancient creature that works for Santa. When kids can’t go to sleep at night on Christmas Eve he goes to everybody’s house and snuggles with them until they fall asleep. He spends the whole night doing around the world and making kids fall sleep worldwide. He is a very cute animal whose dad was probably a teddy bear and his mama dog.He is a very well-trained hound and never disobeyed his master, which is Santa.

I’m too excited to go to sleep, I wonder if the Christmas Hound will appear

by Owner of the Christmas puppy January 17, 2018

trauma hound

One who looks or seeks out trauma situations ie CSI'S, bomb squads etc

Friend: did you hear that dan got into a knife fight with a couple gang members
Me: yeah he's most definitely a trauma hound

by Zer0 January 17, 2017

Credit Hound

Someone who, like a fiend for drugs, craves credit for like a wild honey badger craves honey. Sneaky, conniving, and duplicitous one should do all they can do to avoid their credit thieving ways.

"Yo Mike W.. I saw this great movie I think you would like called 'Citizen Kane'. Want to watch it together " - Bob C.
"Nah Homie, I saw it back in 1939 way before it hit theaters. Told everyone it was going to be pretty tight too." Mike w.
"Mike you are 34 years old, it is 2019 and the movie came out in 1941. You are such a CREDIT HOUND!" Bob C.
"Tough cookies. Can't help it if I have great taste." Mike W.

by Big Gay Tony November 29, 2019

Trash Hound

A person who only looks to hook up with low grade meat.

“Daniel is going after that skeez at the end of the bar”

“Dude is a fucking trash hound”

by Guillermo del Torres April 13, 2020

muff hound

the male version of a fag hag. a male, who hangs out with a gaggle of lesbians.

Say hi to Danny, he's our muff hound.

by andrew junior March 12, 2020

Dong Hound

a female who is extremely slutty and always looking for dick.

Joe: Wow! Casey is such a dong hound.

James: Yeah I know she's fucked the whole Walmart staff.

by Word Pumpkin Cock May 30, 2020

Appalachian Gypsy Hound

A term used for a mixed breed canine since the early 1970's, approximately 12 to 24 inches tall, that howls / bays more than it barks and is of some hound descent (mostly beagle), found in the West Virginia, Pennsylvania, and Ohio regions, used for hunting smaller game

Hunter 1: Thats a fine little huntin' dog u got there, what kind of dog is that?

Hunter 2: Oh this is Daisy and shes an Appalachian Gypsy Hound

by Crash13 July 19, 2012