If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe

When you text someone sarcastically and they want to kill you but with kindness

Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe ya feel me

by Yuh24jay February 12, 2018

gonna get sinked

means that your gonna kill someone then watch them get sinked into the ground while they are in their coffin

Person 1: bro ima fuck u up and ur gf
Person 2: keep talking like that and u gonna get sinked

by bnxoxywatsy May 27, 2020

the air is gonna wizzy

how to warn your bros when it's about to start raining.

"bro.... i think the air is gonna wizzy soon.."

by hyrulefrog July 21, 2023

I'm gonna say!

The opposite of the saying "I was about to say!"; when one tells another something that is hard to believe yet is in fact true

Spack No.2: "Next time your class does a Kahoot or whatever make sure you give me the code!"

Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"

Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"

Spack No.5: "College"

Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"

(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)

This definition is deprived of a true story

- Piss

by Jack Spank9049 August 31, 2023

can't gonna do that

A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.

Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"

by von groovy July 19, 2024

Gonna vu

When you know you're going to do something again

Oops, I murdered another family member. Gonna vu.

by dalek1111 July 30, 2021