Quantum Fisting

Same theory as Schroeder's Cat, if you're blindfolded and fisting. You do not know whether you are fisting a vagina or a rectum until you remove the blindfold.

Have you heard of Schroedinger's Cat?

No, but have you ever heard of Quantum Fisting? Great time at my stag party.... I think.

by Quantosexual December 08, 2018

Inferno Fist

Saturating your fist in sriracha sauce, then fisting someones rectum.

Sarah, could I inferno fist you later? It would really turn me on.

Dude! I Totally inferno fisted that girl last night, she's still screaming about the burn.

by Penile Queefer February 01, 2015

lock fist

the locking of your fist when you are denied a spud / fist bump

louie told asher to spud it but gave him lock fist

by lockfister2000 April 27, 2022

Chimp Fist

Fisting a person with a Prolapsed Anus

Hey Mac, did you Chimp Fist Jan’s daughter?

by Freetheturtle April 17, 2021

Fist me

1. To fist bump someone
2. To punch someone in the face

3. Another way to say 'Let's fight'

1. "Hey, bro! Fist me!"
2. "I hope he doesn't fist me, he fists people hard."
3. "C'mon, bro, fist me!"

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 March 30, 2023

Cum-fisting

When one man proceeds to cum into the anus of another to which he follows up by fisting the asshole using semen as lub.

While on the bus Joshua exclaimed to his friend Jennifer, I'm not huge on anal but I'd be up for cum-fisting all night.

by Tsx Weasel March 14, 2016

Soda Fisting

When your pop gets stuck in the machine so you fist dat bitch until it comes out!!!

That damn Coke Machine stole my dolla so I began Soda Fisting the hell out of it!

by Brush Tits January 06, 2015