stoop & droop

An outdoor poop when you got the shits. Squatting down with you pants "hopefully" clear of the target draining your ass of mulchy-brown grim-juice...

(a) blood, I aint so sure I can make it back home... I got the gurgle.

(b) dude, you gota go?

(c) man, Im takin a stoop & droop here and now fo sho. Watch out for me - this shits projectile!

by Da B@T February 8, 2009

doops

somebody who is a complete and utter idiot, and is somewhat retarded in many ways

plural: doopie

oi john, why be a fucking doops all your life and pass me the ketchup

golly gosh, why do u always have to be such a doops martha

mary ann kimberland called ross springfield a doopie for stealing her egg roll

by John_28 December 31, 2008

sploop-doop-n-do-do

The act of having sex.

Hey baby, I'm ready for a little sploop-doop-n-do-do

by Brandon19 November 7, 2006

doopey

a silly boy by the name of Patrick Stanger

^_^ You're such a doopey!?!

by honeybunny4u August 5, 2008

Doop

The opposite of a cornshark. Also referred to as mudbutt. Usually comes as a result of swampass from a hot day or not changing your underwear for an extended period of shits. Never poop your pants if you anticipate it being a doop because it will run down ur ass and if ur a guy it will latch onto your leg hair creating a crusty shitprint on your calf. Also roll over the toilet paper several times before whiping because you will end up with runny shit all over your hand and you'll likely forget to wash ur hands when you get up. 5 minutes later you'll notice you have a chunk of food stuck in your teeth and proceed to pick it out with ur doopy shit finger and taste ur own poopsoup.

The doop poop ran down my leg

by David Carpenter May 1, 2008

Doop

To partake in smokeless tobacco while defecating.

Hey I'm going to go take a doop want to join?

by DoctorD-I-P March 17, 2011

Super dooper

A 'super dooper' occurs when an individual takes (specifically) boot laces and ties them together. The individual then ties large knots down the length of the laces. The individual then places the laces in another individual's rectum.

My old lady and I were having some fun, then it got crazy and she gave a a super dooper! It was super:D

by J Styles December 5, 2012