Doofenis

A very stupid person - a cross between a doofus and a penis.

You are being such a doofenis right now.

by DisasterWeenie September 1, 2017

Dooder

Taking a Poop

I gotta go take a mean dooder.

by Skullsntequila777 May 5, 2018

doofar

Someone whos existence in ones life is short lived

John told the neighbor that his girl Sally was a genuine doofar now. Only for a minute not forever

by Cheri cox February 12, 2018

Dooker

Someone that’s on the dook(slang for shit which is meth).

Look at that dooker stealing drain cleaner from the hardware store

by Notadooker March 9, 2018

Dolfer

Dolfer(e) adj., adv., s. n. I. Adj. 1.Reffers to the person who plays League of Legends and sometimes use to drink alcohol.

How are you , dolfere?

by Dolpheus April 24, 2018

Doofensmirts Bug

A bug that only eat pasturized cheese, and pizza. It lives in toasters and in summer they migrate to air conditioners where they then lay eggs and the eggs spread all over the house.

Look , the Doofensmirts Bug is eating my pasturized cheese!

by Thatbandtrashyouhate.hi June 1, 2018

Dooberay

The joy a person feels when they’re having their foot tickled.

“The last time i was happy i was having a dooberay”

by Julianne Harvey June 5, 2018