The Dave

Putting your junk in a passed out girls hand, repeatedly.

Why did that girl run away?
Yeah she was pissed, she got The Dave.

by Flipdick November 7, 2007

Dave Chappelle

A very funny black comedian, host of the hit sketch comedy show, "Chapelle's Show".
Gradually got pissed off with Hollywood and went home to South Africa. After this excursion, he went to a small town where he still resides today.
Quit Comedy Central because he saw a white crew member laughing oddly at one of his skits while filming. Kinda contradictory because racism was his main subject matter, but meh.

Dave Chappelle : "Sir, I am in no way shape or form affiliated with neaggardom!"
Funny when black people laugh.
Racist when white people laugh.

by suburban white kid July 7, 2008

dirty dave

A dirty dave is a sexual act of such inscrutable lecherousness that there are no words in the English language to accurately describe the act. The term is named after U.S. Rep. David Rivera (R-FL) who famously used taxpayer money to try to perform the salacious act on an escort.

"Dude, the dirty dave makes the dirty sanchez and two girls one cup seem like softcore vanilla skinemax"; "I spent all night trying to dirty dave her harder than David Rivera on his constituents".

by marcor August 20, 2012

Dave

Drunk person of the group who calls everyone a cunt.

Dave said, "Toni, you are a CUNT!"

by OneNutMIA January 10, 2014

Steamy Dave

It's where the male shits half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a penis-shaped form. You can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but I'm not quite sure what really works yet. Then you pursue to fuck someone really hard with the hardened piece of shit, and resulting in it crumbling in their vagina. Yep.

After four months of preparation, I gave Thelma a Steamy Dave.

by Jefbag October 3, 2009

Dafer dan

The act of grabbing your balls and rubbing your hand from the front of someone's forhead to the top of thier head.

"I gave Kevin a Dafer dan yesterday during class, he was pissed!.

by Jesseboyx January 29, 2009

Dave-Rage

Dave-rage:
term used to identify an exceeding angry person going off their nut over just about anything. Actions such as swearing profusely, yelling and continually changing tangents by ranting, it is often accompanied with physical symptoms of blood boiling and aftermath feelings of stupidity.

An example of this is-

"man you got your Dave-Rage on..."

"whoa no need to have a Dave-Rage..."

" um....Dave-Rage!!"

"you have Dave-Rage issues hey..."

by Killerkicks. September 7, 2011