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Colombian Credit Card

A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.
Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”

John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”

Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025
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Credit carding

Where you slide your fingers in someone's ass crack. It is a form of sexual assault
Oh man I just credit carded that lady. I'm going to jail :(

Maybe credit carding isn't the way
by EmmyAnim July 29, 2025
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credits

The list of all the people involved in the making of a movie, usually shown at the end of the film, acknowledging their contributions from actors to crew members.
I always stay through the credits to see if there's a post-credits scene and to appreciate everyone who worked on the film.
by Emotional Cruiser August 4, 2025
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end credits

The best source of inspiration in naming a baby, a fictional character, or a Sim in the form of the list of all the people involved in the making of a movie, usually shown at the end of the movie.
When I couldn't decide what to name my new puppy, I just watched the end credits of my favorite movie and picked a name from there—now he's named after the cinematographer!
by Emotional Cruiser August 4, 2025
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The credit card

A sexual act where a man spreads a woman's/man's behind and slides his penis between his/her butt crack in an up and down motion, like a credit card.
"Oh Jake! He was so fine, he did the credit card on me after!"
by The ass crack smuggler August 7, 2025
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zero credit

Bredit or Credit is good even if you have none you don't need it but if you have it you can make more purchases.
by DesaDesa95 August 26, 2025
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Credit-crutcher

An unskilled player in an FPS game that purchases pay-to-win items at low levels in order to get ahead. Typically, creditcrutchers are juveniles who utilized their mother/father's credit/debit card in order to purchase the items/buffs in question.
"Those low-levels have crazy buffs!"

"They're just pay-to-win retards, fuckin' credit-crutcher."
by yesmann September 23, 2025
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