Trench Coat

What someone wears when they’re naked underneath. Usually after or before having sex.

What do you have underneath babe
*takes trench coat off*
Nothing

by oldfart69 November 04, 2019

Coat Puncher

A person who tells a joke that they think is funny, but actually is not funny. In essence, they have missed the mark and metaphorically "punched the coat" instead.

Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.

Hey man, that joke wasn't very funny. Don't be a coat puncher.

by ObamaBush February 26, 2012

fur coat collector

A man or woman that has eaten out many of hairy viginas

Did you know Josh is a fur coat collector?

by Criven March 24, 2015

new coat

What your roommate exclaims when she notices that you've neglected to remove the store tags from the sleeve of your new birthday present!

New coat?

Hey, I like your new coat!

by tookypants February 09, 2010

Coat Fake

To fool your co-workers into thinking you've been fired, by putting on your coat and silently leaving after a closed door meeting with the boss.

Ben, that was a nice coat fake you did last monday.

by Comas Yada December 15, 2006

Puffer Coat Fetish

For those who like to take all their clothes off and put on a puffer coat

Matt: have you been wearing my puffer coat...
Josh: Yeah, I have a huge puffer coat fetish.

by JacketMad December 24, 2023

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 10, 2022