Cats

Fucking demons from Hell. They are sent down to earth to make Humans love them, but then eat them when the humans sleep. But some are sent down from the Gods that save all humans from depression.

Annie: I need some cats
Zoe: There's some in a nearby shelter
Annie: OK! *annie goes to pet shelter*

Annie: I'd like that black one!
Pet Shelter PErson: That one comes with a terrible price!!
Annie: 7000 dollars? Oh who cares I need one!
Pet Shelter: No, he was sent form Satan-

Annie: Bye! *gives penny*

*LATAER THE CAT EATS ANNIE

by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

cat

A person who is "cat" is a pussy, chicken etc

man 1: just jump off the cliff already
man 2: no im scared
man 1: ohh your so cat, i knew you wouldnt jump.

by nikkidarling October 19, 2008

Catting

Whereas dogging is an act usually reserved to partaking in sex acts in quite areas such as woodland or a secluded layby, catting would be the opposite. The seasoned 'Catter' loves nothing more than to pull up in a busy area such as a McDonalds Drive Thru and 'Cat Call' people in the car park by using various light flicking combinations.

It is always a safe bet to switch off all lights while waiting at a drive through as you never know if your going to get a Number 9 or a Number 9 large with extra dick through your open window.

Fancy Catting at Mc Donald's later on? Really need to let out some tensions on a fatty!!

by Catter85 November 12, 2018

Cat

Cat (noun): A loving companion that will stick by you side and always be there for you.

Cat (use): an animal to store your AirPods inside of one of their holes

Noun: awww, I love my cat

Use: ya I don’t bother keeping my AirPods in my pocket, I just use my cat

by Howdy bot 2000 March 12, 2019

Cat

A fluffy demon that sometimes is let’s you hold and pet it but if you do for too long you will not survive. Overall very cute.

A cat is fluffy.

by Anderfish killer May 30, 2023

Cat

A demon risen from the depths of hell, clawing away at anything in it's path. Don't let it deceive you.

"Oh god. The cats. They've come for me."

by goodluckwiththat April 11, 2017

Cat

A meal commonly eaten for meals by asin people heavily popular in Asian countries as opposed to not other major countries

My Asian friend found a cat and ate it for dinner

by Dinnercat July 21, 2018