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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Carson Eli Bear

I love his mom.
He is a mafia gang leader.

Carson Eli Bear can i have your mom

by Ranesh possibly (it’s not) April 11, 2022

Crackhouse Carson

A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.

Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.

by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022

Carson

Talks bad about his friends when not around.But will act cool to your face

Especially when it’s your girl he wants

Carson only hear for liquor and his girl

by Black chess peaches November 18, 2023

Carson

Annoying kid that has no life. Sits in his room all day watching Netflix and eating pop tarts. When he says he’ll play video games with the boys, he just sits on YouTube with his popcorn. He is the least sexy person on the planet. He has no friends and just fingers his dog all day.

You are so annoying you act like Carson. You just pulled a Carson

by Noob skin November 23, 2021

Carson

A really nice, smart, funny guy. Outgoing and good at making friends. A relatively attractive person. Often liking people who's names also start with C, or sound familiar to their own (Ex. Chloe.) Usually has a type for blondes with blue eyes.
Also, buy the Carson mug.

Person 1: "Is that Carson?"
Person 2: "You mean Chloe's lover? Yeah, that's him."

by ..*Insert_name_here*.. March 7, 2023

emmi rose carson

fucking bitch you when you see her you throw up. her dad mathew is a fan of snow and her mom is a teacher. she has one older sister. emmi is the definition of a bitch. walking red flag.

ew she’s so gross. did you see that emmi rose carson??

by llekdjfjuxhsbw January 29, 2023