The Saddest Burrito

When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)

Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.

by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018

Floof Burrito

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face

"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

Chicken burrito

A burrito, but with wings.

don't feed the chicken burritos!

by Tonehzbaloneh. April 10, 2021

Ohio Burrito

oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/

noun: plural: Ohio burritos

Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.

Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.

by MoltenPoo December 18, 2021

Nica-Burrito

Nica-Burrito is a Nicaraguan Burrito. Has Gallo Pinto, Carne Asada, Chilero, Repollo and Queso Frito. Created in Antioch California at Kiki’s Restaurant by ChefNica415.

Have you ever had a Nica-Burrito? The only place to get em is in Antioch,Ca

by Chef505 May 9, 2021

ethnic burrito

The act of a Mexican man shoving his entire body into the vagina of an extremely obese white woman.

Dude I stopped hiring Juan to mow my lawn because he did an ethnic burrito with Mrs. Johnson down the street.

by Chubby Robot April 25, 2017

cloudy burrito

(n): When a straight man is drinking and extremely horny and decides to have sexual intercourse with another very drunk man.

Last Thursday you where out drinking with with your friends and no girl was going to be going home with you, so you had a cloudy burrito with your best friend and now you don't talk any more.

by Mertenith November 6, 2013