Neeto Burrito

A combining of the two words Neeto and Burrito. used for exclamatory purposes.

guy1 "Dude, Look at this" guy2 "WOAH, that's a Neeto Burrito"

by A FREAKING NACHO June 6, 2018

gravy burrito

When you accidentally shit yourself in a sleeping bag and it becomes moist.

I heard billy slept in a gravy burrito last night.

by Wadu May 6, 2018

Burrito Slapped

In reference to the viral video "Arizona racist white ladies threaten Mexican people". Basically when some arrogant people need to be knocked the fuck down! In the video two girls complained about burritos..therefore they should be slapped in their mother fucking ugly ass faces with a burrito. Maybe they'll look better an thank us.

Person 1: Did you see that racist video?!!
Person 3: yeah! Bitch about to get burrito slapped!

by Mc_Lovin' January 6, 2012

Chicoli Burrito

When you stick a Chipotle Burrito up someones ass, adding the secret Ecoli ingredient Chipotle stopped offering.

Gay Man Asks: "Anyone want to get Chipolte burritos? I'll can make it a Chicoli Burrito for you. (wink-wink)"

by Mount Philimanjaro October 6, 2016

Burrito Roll

A Burrito Roll is when someone asks you to click on a link they sent you to watch a video about burritos, but you just get rickrolled instead.

“I can’t believe I I got a Burrito Roll, I thought Enna sent me the Breakfast Burrito song, but really it was Never Gonna Give You Up.”

by FireSpeaking June 24, 2021

Cock Burrito

A sex position that involves wrapping your significant other up in a blanket and fucking them

Your a good little cock burrito aren't you

by I think i'm Austin June 7, 2023

Squirty Burrito

The heinous act of wrapping your warm penis in a tortilla and dousing it in diablo sauce from taco bell

Dude, I watched a video of someone doing a Squirty Burrito last night

by Ilikebigcheese December 14, 2020