Boss asks you and your girl friend to join him and his wife for dinner, you accept. ( Boss suffers from severe homophobia ). You need a beard.
by N Igma April 15, 2006
Get the a beard mug.The instant regret felt by a man who hastily shaves off his beard either out of impulse or frustration, usually after a considerable amount of time and money has been spent growing, grooming, and nurturing it.
Tim: Joaquin looks so different without that gnarly beard. I barely recognized him at the bar last night.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.
by sweetbeejesus June 16, 2012
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When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!
While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!
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Get the giggling my chuckling beard off mug.Riding your bike to your girlfriends house, having sex without any conversation, then leaving immediately afterward, on your bike.
by MRoehrig08 April 29, 2011
Get the pulled a beard mug.When a teenager starts getting facial hair and automatically wants to show it off by growing the scraggily few hairs into a "beard" (or any of the other facial hair variations) and parading around.
by nickog November 15, 2007
Get the teen beard mug.When two heterosexual men share a bed (probably out of necessity) and one accidentally rubs the other man's back with his beard - causing sudden anxiety in both parties
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