The ass was fat

A phrase used in reference to a person with attractive, round buttocks; preferably large ones. Commonly used in reference to such type persons who may also have a less attractive trait in comparison.
Derived from an infamous thread on 4chan where someone desperately pleaded for pornographic pictures, showing Arthur and Sue Ellen from the PBS kids cartoon 'Arthur' having sex. The said person repeatedly used the mentioned phrase to describe Sue Ellen's buttocks.

Damn dude, you see her? Yeah, I know her face is kinda ugly....but the ass was fat.

by Prowlah33 March 22, 2012

haulin ass

v. to go really fast; to take off in a quick hurry: as fast as your ass can go

You had better be haulin ass to get over there in time.

by Ryan1354665498 March 14, 2007

Jungle ass

The feeling which occurs during prolonged ass cheek exposure to rotten, wet vegetation that manifests itself in an intense itching sensation, which gradually turns into unbearable pain. It feels thousands of needles raping your ass cheeks. Most commonly experienced by US Marine infantryman training in Okinawa, Japan during winter months.

Lance Corporal, can I get up to put on my gortex bottoms, I'm having severe jungle ass. There may actually be something in there biting me, possibly a jungle rat eating too many jungle budedas.

by BogeyMan24 January 29, 2015

Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.

by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012

Ass Gihadist

When a gay male goes on a rampage of many men's assholes. Often known as serial butt pirating, or the AJB.

"An ass gihadist just moved in down the street!"

by OGLoc99 March 18, 2009

taehyung's ass

An ass so thicc that nothing can compare.

"Hey have you seen taehyung's ass?"
"Yeah, his ass is so big that even Kim K cant compete, stand back because there's a new Kim in town."

by Namjoon's ass crack December 30, 2019

-ass (suffix)

adding ass to a word increases its intensity, much as a superlative or other such quantifier would. if something is funny-ass shit it is more funny than if were described as merely funny shit. the same goes for stupid ass shit or stuff. ass is usually a compound suffix with another noun word like shit, stuff, drink, etc. as in, that was a delicious ass soda. do not try explaining this particular use of this word to people who speak another language unless you want hilarity to ensue. there are rules governing its useage, but they are unclear.

that was a weak ass attempt at a definition.

by king kong NINJA April 22, 2004