alan hughes

one who's dick is comparable in size to a peanut

i can smell that guys alan hughes from here

by Miss terry August 18, 2012

Alan

The prettiest boy there is. He has beautiful eyes and a warm smile.

“I wish I could be Alan”

by One user November 4, 2022

Alan

Alan will bang ur mum twice inside a caravan if he sees one more urban dictionary shit

Alan got Chlamydia from ur mum

by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021

alan

A person.

Hey, alan.

by mamelao April 19, 2023

Alan

Being a d*ck about things

Stop being an Alan man!

by Likestodrinkbeer6789 November 22, 2021

Alan

Just a guy who tries his best.He is a good and trusted friend.I loving,smart,and amicable person

Honestly I have no ideas why people are so critical of Alan he’s like my best friend and is funny ,nice,and way smart!

by JDR January 31, 2021

mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022