Michael is a guy that wants to tear up pussy on Hump day (Wednesday ). He will start at 12:01am and go all night.
Michael left work on time to get home to his baby momma every Tuesday. Once that clock strikes 12:01 am Wednesday, his parents mobile home would rock off the bricks.
by Spunky5 June 9, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a very kind and sweet person. You will never ever find someone better than him. He’s really good at sports and he looks really good. If you have a boyfriend named Michael then you are one of the luckiest people out there. His blue ocean eyes make you want to melt and his smile makes you want to smile. He’s pretty much perfect in every way possible. If your friend’s name is Michael then you have one of the most loyal friends out there. He is always honest to people no matter what. His jokes make you want to fall to the floor laughing. He will compliment you in any way possible. He will always be by your side and make you happy when you are sad. Concluding, he is the best person to ever exist.
by giraffegirl17 March 26, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. The sweetest, kindest guy you will ever meet! Michael will let you borrow thing all the time, he won't argue much with people he is friends with. He cares about everybody, more than himself. He is very smart, and doesn't like to show it much. Is a bit awkward in conversations, he doesn't like to keep eye contact with people he likes and is quite shy. An overall great guy that gets overlooked by most girls.
by Tadara November 23, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a fit, good looking boy. Michaels usually have brown hair and are tall! Michael can cheer anyone up if there down. He is a funny and nice person.
Oh my god is that Michael!
by vampirewashington October 13, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. 1. The best person who ever had ADHD. He is a kind, caring , respectful, and intelligent friend who will stick by you till the day he dies. He is very good at making friends and will not hesitate to do so. He is very protective of his friends and always strives to find a peaceful solution to everything.
1.Brandon: I'm so thankful we have a michael in our school.
2.Cameron: Me too he's stopped people from bullying me on several occasions.
2.Cameron: Me too he's stopped people from bullying me on several occasions.
by Memelord94976574894 June 18, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He might be these things, but really Michael is a player. Never date a Michael unless you truly love him or something.
by itsyogirly February 6, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. He is a crazy human being who has a very exotic personality.He hates bullshit with a burning passion and is like literally the most funniest goat to be around.His amazing humour covers up his enormous nose and forehead that his for some reason insercure about.He has depression and is a very good therapist.Even when people are dry and arent funny for shit he will still laugh just to make them feel special for 10 seconds.Michael is such an anime fan and will kill anyone who disrespects its name.Anyway if your ever lucky to find a michael, make sure your not a thot or you wont stand a chance with being friends with him.ALSOOOO his laugh gives everyone light even in dark times.
"I need to laugh"Said thotty sally.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.
by Faith Fucking Tholley May 22, 2018
Get the Michaelmug.