Rusty Scooter

Another term for hand job

Charlie received a rusty scooter

by Johnston Strudle October 25, 2020

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

by NPD May 22, 2007

Scooter Girl

That one fat 10-yearold girl that rides around the neighborhood on a scooter and everyone get accused of liking her.

Friend one: "Haha bro you like her!"
Friend two: "No I don't she's an ugly Scooter Girl"
Friend one: "ok SURE."

by Shintali April 06, 2020

Scooter Looter

A person who finds his victims through Instagram and finds out about their personal lives. Only a few know his true identity. Some say its a cult of people running 1 account. Mostly seen with a Joker pfp

Dude, ngl Scooter Looter has my bitch hostage.

Scooter Looter lowkey can fuck my bitch anytime he wants.

by Mohave High Student September 07, 2021

Scooterized

The act of being ran over by an oversized or elderly person on an electric scooter, particularly in the grocery store.

Man i was shopping when an older person on a scooter ran my foot over. I got "scooterized".

by plumberboy123 October 21, 2020

Scooter Beaver

Girls going commando with short skirts on Vespas... usually seen at stop lights.

"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."

"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."

"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."

by ItalySpotter September 05, 2011