John second

A long time, generally between 2-3 hours possible to extend to 24 hrs depending on beer and bitches

Example: ill be there in a john second... 3 hrs later you arrive

by uH psych June 4, 2018

Cereal Second

One who pours milk into bowl before the cereal. Also sure sign someone is a cop.

Heard Chris was a cereal second guy, not really surprising considering all the trouble he got out of after the bust.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 30, 2018

chad the second

the second in a line of assholes

chad the second is an asshole

by Penisbutt the second April 3, 2017

One Second

Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.

Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭

by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022

27 seconds

The amount of time it takes a nerd to become useless at a nerdbang. Once this happens the nerd sluts move on to the next nerd, hoping that one of them can can quench their thirst for a satisfying nerdgasm.

Did you have fun at the nerdbang?

Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.

by Annoying Little Dad February 2, 2023

Silver Second

A fleeting moment in life where everything is perfect and nothing can hold you down.

"Do you remember when Crosby scored the winning goal in the Olympics?" "Yeah man, that was a silver second."

by SSBAND October 13, 2011

second harvest

a beverage that can only be created where you drink alcohol, digest it, and then urinate it into a container.

i got gotta chug this second harvest, FAST!

by bullettimeboom April 6, 2016