My dogs stuck in a tree

The excuse you use when you see a girl for the first time and she's ugly and you want to leave

I'm sorry but I have to go, my dogs stuck in a tree.

by Poptart condom November 6, 2015

tossing hot dogs down a hallway

a large, loose, and used up vagina......

Screwing Sally is like tossing hot dogs down a hallway.

by Roger Anderson August 6, 2007

Dogs in a bathtub

When a man fucks a womans pussy with his balls in her ass.

Bitch, you ever heard of dogs in a bathtub?

by Five Seven February 7, 2008

chase hungry dogs off a meat truck

when someone is so unattractive that they can literally chase the hungry dogs off a meat truck.

"Dude, that girl is so ugly she could chase hungry dogs off a meat truck."

by sugarqueen March 10, 2004

two dogs in a bath

a term used when attempting to place both balls into another's mouth and failing

It's just like two dogs in a bath, one is always trying to get out

by postmyk January 28, 2004

Your doggo a hoe

A phrase worse than you're mom gay, you're dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap all combined. If this phrase is said then the universe will implode.

Guy 1: You're mom gay
Guy 2: Let's cut to the chase. Your doggo a hoe
Universe: *dies*

by Heck.mp4 May 13, 2018

Hot Dogged by a Bird

When a bird takes your hotdog out of your hand.

Yoooo bro you just got hot dogged by a bird!

by anonymous March 22, 2021