cuban fries

fries in Cuba. attempt at an American food in a communist country gone terribly wrong

Dad: they just put out more fries at the buffet
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx

by skerpal November 9, 2019

Cuban breakfast

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a woman’s asshole, then letting her push out the contents into a breakfast bowl.

I made my girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. That shit was fire!

by arylius November 29, 2020

Cuban Wheelbarrow

A position in intercourse among three people, where the person in the middle is giving oral and receiving from behind. The two on either end are suspending the middle person in the air, by their arms and legs.

After the Eiffel Tower, can we try the Cuban Wheelbarrow?

by DoktorJag March 24, 2024

hot cuban doorbell

Sticking a lit cigar up your partner's ass whilst getting fucked from behind.

We were disappointed to find out I couldn't perform the hot cuban doorbell in a local bar due to anti-smoking laws.

by uptheassallthetime October 26, 2015

cuban missile crisis

me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks

alex mcmillen is the cuban missile crisis

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Cuban Christmas

When someone snorts a lot of coke off a BBW’s (big beautiful woman’s) clitoris.

Dude, did you see Theo had to do a Cuban Christmas this year.

by SleezySlut December 23, 2023

Obese Cuban

A form of Cuban who has forsaken his health and those who preach of it. Usually playfully doughy and to out of shape to play in sporting events.

That kid chance is a real Obese Cuban.

by gasen pfister January 15, 2010