by Skizzyyy October 18, 2019
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by XS_ME October 20, 2019
Get the Brandon mug.The most amazing man you'll ever meet. Gorgeous eyes, sexy, smart, strong, fucking fantastic in bed. Muscles galore and knows how to smile in ways that'll make you tingle inside and out. Brandon is the perfect father, lover and partner so make sure you're ready for kids because you don't wanna lose this opportunity ladies. Puts the D in DILF. Redefines the Dad Bod. Legend.
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Man 2: I know mate, that guy really fucking sets the bar.
Man 1: What a legend.
Woman 2: OMG, is that why my ovaries were tingling?!
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Man 1: Ugh, I'm trying my best to be more of a Brandon.
Man 2: I know mate, that guy really fucking sets the bar.
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by RiskyM July 21, 2021
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The name Brandon is the most meaningful name on this earth. It means a kind, caring, and loving. It is the MOST amazing name on this earth. Anyone named Brandon WILL make you smile somehow, some way. Brandon´s are usually goofy.
by anamariiiia July 30, 2017
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also is fucking werid and antisocial asf
also is fucking werid and antisocial asf
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