zoom cuck

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.

Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.

by PuffyRI February 6, 2023

Zooming Out

Zoning out on a Zoom meeting/class because it's not how we are inherently meant to communicate as human beings.

Man I was zooming out during that lecture and didn't learn shit.

by Assignment 5 April 28, 2020

Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.

Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

Zoom Struck

State of shock that you get when you meet someone for the first time in real life when only interacting with them over Zoom. Similar to being star struck.

Dude! I didn't know you were that tall! I'm zoom struck!

by anonymous September 20, 2022

Zoom

The act of using the app "zoom".

When can you zoom?
Are we zooming tonight?

by blahhhhhhhh123456778 May 31, 2020

ZOOM

Getting out of the room

Kate: sorry bob gotta ZOOM

by the big GAYYYYY February 21, 2019

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020