Whumpf

The sound or moment of an impact from something being dropped or someone falling. Different situations can make different variations of whumpf (e.g. falling into water, hitting a wall, etc.).

"Oop, phone whumpf"

"What was that loud thump?"
"I whumpfed"

"AH"
"What happened?"
"Wet whumpf"

by CooledCanvas911 July 22, 2024

Whemst

When and Where in one word for when you wish to assume without making assumptions

Good Evening or Morning (whemst this is read), Mr. Doe, for this is of utmost importance and must be read ASAP.

by Blonde Haired Guy September 17, 2023

whompacampus

when something is eskew, out of place, or disordered; specifically in a whacky way

Her jacket fit all whompacampus on her, especially because she mis-aligned the buttons.

by megamind1881 November 8, 2023

Whimper Noodle

A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.

I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!

by rivaledbynone November 14, 2023

whimpompa

A gathering of women

Look at that whimpompa! 10/10's all around!

by toed November 16, 2023

Whelp

Portmanteau of Welp and Help

To help someone without really providing any actual assistance

"I really need to rant about my shitty boss. Could you whelp me out?"

by quotejester1 December 11, 2023

Whimpering Audio

A type of educational audio that somehow gets millions of likes.

Person 1 : "I LOVE WHIMPERING AUDIOS!"
Person 2 : "WHIMPERING AUDIOS ARE SO CRINGE"
intense fight.

by Yanisgonnadie December 14, 2023