national wear grey panties day

this is 9th of february, where everyone wears grey panties, no matter the gender!

sarah: are u wear grey panties?

justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

justin: what’s that?

sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties

by funkypantylol February 9, 2025

Lemon wearing

If someone feels the urge to be a trans lesbian lover such as wearing a lemon hist with gym shorts on a Friday in Minnesota. Then they are gay and like to fuck random girls off tinder.

Dang Brock looking like a lemon wearing he is so gayyyyyyggytytyyyyyy!

by pen17lover April 22, 2022

That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

Wear you out

What horny housewives want to do to their husbands or pool boy.

To do cowgirl on said man's member and go to town.

I have been on Ozempic for three months and want to wear you out.

by What_is_a_woman January 26, 2024

Wear a hat

Common parlance in England for wearing a condom

Man 1: Oy! That one's a knock out.

Man 2: Don't matter how pretty she is mate. Always wear a hat.

by Petri Baeldish November 5, 2021

National wear trainers to school day

The only day that you can wear trainers to school. September 22

Oi Callum remember, it’s national wear trainers to school day you don’t need your shoes

by Elliot big cock September 23, 2021

gym wear

Del Frisco's New York defines gym wear as follows. Sweat pants or suit of any brand or cost. Also any athletic wear that has print or pattern. Jerseys and hats not allowed.

Gym wear includes all forms and brands of clothing.

by Del Frisco's dress code April 11, 2021