A ceremonious posture in which a woman, having reclined in horizontal repose, elevates her lower extremities heavenward in a triumphant bifurcation, thus resembling the iconic “V” configuration as seen featured in boudoir.
Bilton: My jet ski capsized
Big Man: What happened?
Bilton: I could of sweated some MILFs on paddle boards gave me the V for Victory
Big Man: I remember that's how I met your mom
Bilton: Dad?
Big Man: What happened?
Bilton: I could of sweated some MILFs on paddle boards gave me the V for Victory
Big Man: I remember that's how I met your mom
Bilton: Dad?
by WordInTheStreets August 24, 2025
Get the V for Victorymug. by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021
Get the Victorymug. Like when you first play a challenging video game and you have to learn the ropes and the second plays through , you know what to do and got the
Skill you can beat the video game so much faster and easier?
Skill you can beat the video game so much faster and easier?
I don’t know which is better first play through or victory lap. I guess it depends on you and what you love to see. The underdog or the elite veteran.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 23, 2022
Get the Victory Lapmug. by cheese it kate September 3, 2021
Get the Victoriousmug. a teen girl who enjoys music, vodka, getting stoned, all the fun stuff. she’s hardworking, fun, and pretty cool in general ;) and YES, victory is actually the name on this girl’s birth certificate!
by dumbass_bitch September 11, 2019
Get the Victorymug. by Lukas Lazaar September 26, 2021
Get the Victory or Deathmug. A “sideways victory” is an expression that describes an accomplishment that the popular opinion may not fully recognize, but an accomplishment which those who can adjust their perspectives may see the value in. Imagine; the letter V sideways may look like < , > , ^ , or even another angle. In order to see it in the upright position, you must either turn your head or the screen/paper you are reading on.
Similarly, in life, some circumstances or wins may not seem desirable or victorious from one perspective, but upon shifting your mindset, you may begin to see the victory in the circumstance or win. A sideways victory is a situation that you may not originally be able to see the good in, but after some thought or a shift in perspective, begin to notice the positive in.
Similarly, in life, some circumstances or wins may not seem desirable or victorious from one perspective, but upon shifting your mindset, you may begin to see the victory in the circumstance or win. A sideways victory is a situation that you may not originally be able to see the good in, but after some thought or a shift in perspective, begin to notice the positive in.
When the pizza delivery arrived, Kelly noticed that they had gotten the toppings wrong.
“We ordered chicken and bacon. This is sausage and bacon… What’s up with that pizza place?” Kelly said to her roommate Winona, who had ordered the pizza. Kelly was upset at first that their order wasn’t delivered correctly.
“They were out of chicken when I ordered, so I asked for sausage instead.” Said Winona. “It’s not exactly what we wanted, but they gave us some coupons for a free pizza next time and some free cheesy bread sticks.”
“That’s kind of nice I guess. Sausage isn’t so bad and next time we’ll get the chicken for free. I like cheesy bread. A sideways victory.” Said Kelly.
After thinking about it, Kelly decided that the sausage and bacon pizza was still good despite being different from what she expected, and that the coupons and free bread were enough to make up for the pizza place’s lack of chicken. It was a sideways victory, but a victory nonetheless.
“We ordered chicken and bacon. This is sausage and bacon… What’s up with that pizza place?” Kelly said to her roommate Winona, who had ordered the pizza. Kelly was upset at first that their order wasn’t delivered correctly.
“They were out of chicken when I ordered, so I asked for sausage instead.” Said Winona. “It’s not exactly what we wanted, but they gave us some coupons for a free pizza next time and some free cheesy bread sticks.”
“That’s kind of nice I guess. Sausage isn’t so bad and next time we’ll get the chicken for free. I like cheesy bread. A sideways victory.” Said Kelly.
After thinking about it, Kelly decided that the sausage and bacon pizza was still good despite being different from what she expected, and that the coupons and free bread were enough to make up for the pizza place’s lack of chicken. It was a sideways victory, but a victory nonetheless.
by Cartier Riley October 15, 2023
Get the Sideways Victorymug.